Christian Sharia ?

Christian: I know it's the law and all but, I just can't do it, because you know, the Bible.
Muslim: I know it's the law and all but, I just can't do it, because you know, the  Quran.
Christian: I know it's against the law and all but, I just have to do it, because you know, the Bible.
Muslim: I know it's against the law and all but, I just have to do it, because you know, the Quran.
Adult: I don't have to like it but, it's the law.